"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
u lil shit
An Unexpected Journey Scenery+ Colour Palettes
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
Sammy’s life is hard
Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
ayyyyyy its 4:32 am and I cant sleep
i cant sleep
i cant sleep
its 4:32 am and i cant sleep so lets just go fucking insane
No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.Best One Yet
I love these transitional gifs
BEST ONE YET
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was